now that i’m older and understand how absolutely fucked the housing market is, all those horror movies that take place in nice houses where the family refuses to leave make sense. if i had a 4,000sqft vintage home you’d need to kill me before i ever moved out as well. fuck the ghost. charge it rent.
I think game studios should just release their character creators online. For the times when I don’t wanna play the whole game, just the lil dress up part
i just beefed with someone online and I got tired of it so I said “I ate some really good blueberries today” and they replied “I had a fire ass peach today”. world peace
while you were in the woods smoking weed i was out there getting possessed by various spirits. and entities
one time in high school we all scaled this fence to a restricted area then climbed the massive mountain behind it just so everyone could smoke in this weird waterfall/cave thing. i did not do that because i felt really really weird up there. but i did in fact impale my hand on this massive branch climbing back down the mountain afterwards. it did not leave a scar somehow. Not related at all just wanted to share
Ensign: Because it will help me process my feelings?
Starfleet Therapist (nervously eyeing the nearby spatial anomaly that caused everyone on the last three ships to completely lose their memories): Uh, yeah. And hey, don’t skimp on the details.
actually the fact tumblr glitches and treats you like a new user when youre not is really funny. could you imagine taking a bite out of a fucking big mac or whatever and a whole crowd of people jump out and start cheering and congratulating you on learning how to eat
people from the us trying to think up analogy: “this is just like if mcdonald hamburger”
never disrespect my mcdonald hamburger ever again do you know how many rock and roll disk i had to sacrifice to get this thing
